So Wedding #2 happened this past Monday, yes on a Monday,
you all are probably thinking who has a wedding on a Monday? Geniuses have weddings on Monday’s, that’s
who, cause you probably save a boatload of $$$$ and it
being a holiday no one has to take a day off from work, so it is a freakin win
win for everyone! Anywho the wedding was
held at Ponte Winery and it was beautiful, holy goodness of all things wedding,
I want to get married there. The
afternoon started off a bit rocky, I wore the same dress I wore to my college
graduation oh 10 years ago and let’s just say I do not remember it being tight
and difficult to zip-up, let alone not allowing me room to breathe, but oh well
I love the dress and that is what I was going to wear. I arrived to the wedding and as soon as I got
out of my car I immediately hear this annoying metal scrapping noise as I walk,
well wouldn’t you know but the freaking rubber stub on the heel of my shoe came
off, as in long gone, never to be seen again.
Ok, I can deal with the noise whatev’s, my bladder is the size of Texas
so I run to the bathroom before everyone is seated and as I walk into the
bathroom the bottom of my other shoe falls off and out of nowhere my shoe is now in
two pieces, umm, no big deal, I use the bathroom and decided to go in search of
some tape that I can use to put my shoe back together with. As I am walking out of the bathroom the strap
on my shoe breaks, oh gosh, we now have a problem, I can no longer walk in
these shoes, what am I going to do?? I
panic for a split second and remember hot diggity dog I have a pair of flip flops
in my car, woohoo problem solved, I graciously walk to my car in bare feet,
OMG, so tacky. I venture back to the
seating area, grab a glass or two of champagne and the wedding gets
started. The wedding ceremony is very
nice, Lisa looked beautiful and Pete was crying, it was sweet. The reception followed immediately after the
ceremony and the wine started flowing right away as well, needless to say when
in Rome do as the Romans and I did, we were at a winery therefore I needed to
drink a lot of wine. A lot of wine was
consumed, dinner was served, cake was eaten, my white girl dance moves came out
and as soon as I got home I passed out, so classy!
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| Check out the flip flops, clearly I had not looked in the mirror either, my sweater was a mess. |
Congrats Lisa & Pete!
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